Yeah, NO...I did not DVR the royal wedding...

Really?  Are you asking me this in all seriousness?
Do I look insane?!
If this is the highlight of your week, and I'm offending you in some way, I most certainly do offer an apology.
I'm sorry you're PATHETIC!

I don't care what the gown looked like.
I really don't.
Di's was hideous.  I wasn't about to wake up at 4am to see if Kate got it right.

Call me crazy, but I like sleeping at 4am.
Really.
A lot!
So much so that I hit snooze twice today and slept until 6:30!
I know, right?  How bold!  Crazy, even.

I'm a little sad that the news of the world stands still for a royal wedding, honestly.  Does being a royal keep you from any privacy whatsoever?
I understand how Britain is all excited...it's a big deal.  We certainly don't know what that's like.  What's the closest to royal union we've witnessed over here?  Chelsea Clinton's nuptials?  Do you even remember?  She married a jewish kid she'd been with since the dawn of time.  First boyfriend maybe?  Name totally escapes me, but I'm pretty sure they smashed a glass at the wedding.

Anyway...I'm looking forward to avoiding all things Royal Wedding today.
Which means I cannot do anything on line, cannot turn on a television or radio, etc.

TGIF! :)

What a good reminder...

I don't often think about where a penis has been because, well, I've been with the same penis for about 20 years and like to think I KNOW where it's been...but this is kind of great.  I mean,  he's a traveling penis, fer crying out loud.

Also, apropos of nothing, it IS Hump Day, so there ya go.
Consider yourself blogged!

I'd be walken up one side and down the other of this...

How incredibly hot was Christopher Walken?  I want to dance with THIS version of him...all baby faced and beautiful.  I have love of Walken at all ages, but this just jumped out at me and wowza!  He's all kinds of delicious.  Someone sent me this link to photos I'd never seen before...Celebrity Photos You've Never Seen. There is a candid of JFK and Marilyn Monroe that gave me chills.  Good chills...an intimate look at the two of them that makes you feel like you've just stumbled upon them yourself.  Voyeuristic, if you will.  Lovely even.

I have far too much other stuff to be doing today, but thought I'd whip this out quickly...for me to come back to and enjoy the Walken...and for anyone else to do the same! :)

Needing more out of this adult life

I have a good life.  I know this statement is true on the most basic level, however there is never any wiggle room for anything to go wrong.  No wrenches can afford to be tossed or all hell breaks loose.

Will I ever know what it's like to live other than paycheck to paycheck?  Will I be grownup some day and have an actual savings account?  Will I live a life out of debt and be able to afford a setback like car trouble and not lose sleep wondering what my family (or I) can do without in order to be able to drive to and from work, kids to and from school/friends' houses/malls to buy spring clothing I clearly cannot afford?  It's exhausting and I feel utterly exhausted by it.

I have the gift of good health.
I have a family who loves me.
There is a roof over my head, and lights that go on and off, and heat when I need it, and food and I manage to squeak out a little money for wine, too.  But why isn't it ever enough?

I want to lead a lifestyle for the life I feel I should have.
Not this one that has me doing something to just cover the basics.

I'm just so tired.

An attempt to get back to what I love...

...emptying my head!

I wrote on a friend's blog today and instantly missed keeping one of my own.
I am sure I have nothing noteworthy to share, but I don't think that's really the point of blogging.
It's more like free therapy...verbal vomiting in the form of written word, and a whole lot less expensive! :)

I've always liked to write, and I like the idea of keeping a journal, but nobody puts actual pen to paper anymore...do they?

I'll poke around here more soon...need to figure it all out.