Really? Are you asking me this in all seriousness?
Do I look insane?!
If this is the highlight of your week, and I'm offending you in some way, I most certainly do offer an apology.
I'm sorry you're PATHETIC!
I don't care what the gown looked like.
I really don't.
Di's was hideous. I wasn't about to wake up at 4am to see if Kate got it right.
Call me crazy, but I like sleeping at 4am.
Really.
A lot!
So much so that I hit snooze twice today and slept until 6:30!
I know, right? How bold! Crazy, even.
I'm a little sad that the news of the world stands still for a royal wedding, honestly. Does being a royal keep you from any privacy whatsoever?
I understand how Britain is all excited...it's a big deal. We certainly don't know what that's like. What's the closest to royal union we've witnessed over here? Chelsea Clinton's nuptials? Do you even remember? She married a jewish kid she'd been with since the dawn of time. First boyfriend maybe? Name totally escapes me, but I'm pretty sure they smashed a glass at the wedding.
Anyway...I'm looking forward to avoiding all things Royal Wedding today.
Which means I cannot do anything on line, cannot turn on a television or radio, etc.
TGIF! :)
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